Ways to irritate or make your partner laugh on Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate love and show appreciation for our significant others. While some may opt for traditional romantic gestures such as flowers, chocolates, and candlelit dinners, others may choose to add a touch of humor to the holiday.

Ways to irritate or make your partner laugh on Valentine's Day
Photo by Laura Ockel / Unsplash

Most of us have seen firsthand the importance of keeping the spark alive in a partnership. That's why I have compiled a list of ways to irritate or make your partner laugh on Valentine's Day. Whether you're looking to spice up your relationship with some playful banter or simply want to inject some laughter into the day, these tips are sure to bring a smile to your partner's face. So, put away the cliché gifts and get ready to have some fun with your loved one this Valentine's Day. 

I hid your chocolate stash. (Creative sabotage for laughs)

So, picture this. It's Valentine's Day, the day of love and affection, but sometimes it's fun to add a little mischievous twist to the celebrations. And what better way to do that than to hide your partner's precious chocolate stash? Yes, I know, it may seem cruel at first, but trust me, it's all in good fun. Imagine the look on their face when they excitedly reach for their secret stash, only to find it mysteriously vanished. The confusion, the momentary panic, and then the realization that it's all part of a playful prank. It's a guaranteed way to add a dose of laughter and lightheartedness to your Valentine's Day. Just make sure you have a backup plan for the eventual unveiling of the hidden chocolate, because we all know that sweet treats are essential on this special day.

I made you a playlist. (Of my terrible singing voice)

Okay, picture this. It's Valentine's Day, and you want to surprise your partner with a heartfelt gesture. You decide to make them a playlist, filled with all the songs that remind you of your love and shared moments. But here's the twist - instead of selecting the most melodious tunes, you showcase your terrible singing voice. Yes, you heard that right. Each song is an adventurous journey of vocal contortions and off-key notes. It's a gift that combines laughter, confusion, and perhaps a hint of second-hand embarrassment. Who knows, maybe your partner will find your musical catastrophe endearing and adorable. Just be prepared for some teasing and a possible request to stick to Spotify playlists in the future. 

I wrote you a poem. (About your snoring habits)

I couldn't resist the urge to express my admiration for your unique talents. So, I grabbed a pen and let my creative juices flow, resulting in a masterpiece that captures the essence of your snoring symphony. Oh, the way you hit those high notes, with each snort reverberating through the room like a sonorous melody. Your rhythmic snores, like a lullaby that serenades me to sleep. It's a poetic masterpiece, a love letter to your nocturnal orchestra. And though it may disrupt my dreams at times, I find solace in knowing that your slumber is a testament to our shared moments of tranquility. So, my love, next time you catch me grinning in the middle of the night, know that it's because I'm reveling in our unique harmony.

Oh, my dear snoring love,
Your gentle snores lull me to sleep.
In the quiet of the night,
I find solace in your rhythmic beat.
Your snores may be loud,
But to me, they're a sweet melody.
For in your slumber,
I find peace and harmony.
So snore on, my love,
For I'll always love you,
And your snoring habits too.

I got you a gift. (It's a DIY coupon book)

Ah, Valentine's Day, the perfect occasion to unleash my creative genius in the realm of gift-giving. This year, I decided to venture into the world of DIY, armed with scissors, glue, and a mischievous twinkle in my eye. And voila! Behold, my masterpiece: a DIY coupon book just for you. Forget the usual chocolates and flowers; this treasure trove of coupons holds the promise of endless adventures and whimsical treats. From a day of pampering at your command to a free pass for you to be the ultimate couch potato, this coupon book is a testament to my commitment to keeping our love alive. So buckle up, my love, because your Valentine's Day is about to be filled with surprises and laughter, courtesy of my DIY prowess.

I made you breakfast. (With heart-shaped burnt toast)

I couldn't resist the urge to show off my culinary skills on Valentine's Day morning, and what better way to do it than with a heartfelt breakfast surprise? As you walked into the kitchen, the aroma of freshly brewed coffee and sizzling bacon filled the air, creating the perfect ambiance for a romantic start to the day. And there it was, the pièce de résistance: a plate adorned with heart-shaped burnt toast. Yes, you read that right – burnt toast shaped like a heart. I must admit, my attempt at creating a culinary masterpiece fell a tad short, but hey, it's the thought that counts, right? Breakfast may not have been perfect, but the laughter and memories we created together made it a Valentine's Day to remember.

I planned a date night. (At the grocery store)

As I brainstormed ideas for a unique and memorable date night, I stumbled upon a thought that was both unconventional and budget-friendly – a date night at the grocery store. Yes, you heard that right! Forget the fancy restaurants and crowded movie theaters, we were about to embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Armed with a shopping cart and a list of ingredients, we ventured into the aisles of the grocery store, hand in hand, ready to explore the possibilities of creating a delicious meal together. With each item we selected, from exotic spices to exotic fruits, our excitement grew. Who needs candlelit dinners when you can navigate the produce section and debate over the perfect avocado? And let's not forget the joy of discovering new and interesting ingredients, pretending to be gourmet chefs in the midst of the canned goods aisle. As we made our way to the checkout counter, not only did we have a cart full of groceries, but also hearts full of laughter and a bond strengthened by the spontaneity of our quirky date night. Sometimes, the simplest and most unexpected ideas have the power to create lasting memories and forge deeper connections. And for us, a simple trip to the grocery store turned out to be a date night that we will always cherish.

I wrote you love letters. (In your least favorite font)

I couldn't help but chuckle when I came across a mischievous idea to show my affection in an unconventional way. I decided to write you love letters, but not just any love letters. Oh no, my dear, I wrote them in your least favorite font. With each stroke of the pen, I could almost see the cringe on your face as you read those heartfelt words in Comic Sans. It was a playful way to tease and tickle your funny bone, and I must say, it worked like a charm. Who knew that a font could elicit such a mixed reaction of annoyance and amusement? But hey, love is all about finding joy in the little things, even if it means poking fun at your typography preferences.

I got us matching outfits. (Ugly sweater style)

Now, brace yourself for the ultimate fashion statement that will surely make heads turn. I decided to take our Valentine's Day festivities to a whole new level by surprising you with matching outfits. But not just any matching outfits, my love. We're talking full-on ugly sweater style. Picture it - garish colors, clashing patterns, and an abundance of tacky holiday motifs. As we walked hand in hand, embracing our fashion faux pas, I couldn't help but revel in the bewildered stares and stifled laughter from passersby. Who needs to be stylish when you can be hilariously mismatched? It was a lighthearted gesture that made our Valentine's Day one to remember, and I couldn't be happier to share the laughter and embarrassment with you.

a person holding the hand of another person
Photo by Janosch Diggelmann / Unsplash

I serenaded you. (With a recorder solo)

Ah, the sweet sound of love. Or in this case, the sweet (or not so sweet) sound of my recorder skills. As Valentine's Day approached, I knew I had to pull out all the stops to make you smile. So, I grabbed my trusty recorder, took a deep breath, and unleashed my musical prowess upon you. And oh, what a performance it was. Surely, my rendition of a romantic ballad on this humble instrument melted your heart (or maybe just made your ears cringe). But hey, they say it's the thought that counts, right? And what better way to show my affection than with an impromptu recorder solo? Needless to say, it was a serenade like no other, and I'm grateful for your gracious laughter and unwavering support as I attempted to woo you with my musical prowess.

I recreated our first date. (With budget-friendly props)

So, I had this brilliant idea. I wanted to recreate our first date, but with a twist. Instead of splurging on expensive props and fancy restaurants, I decided to go the budget-friendly route. Armed with my creativity and a shoestring budget, I transformed our living room into a makeshift movie theater, complete with a blanket fort and a projector screen made out of a white bedsheet. We dug out our old photos and reminisced about that magical night, while snacking on homemade popcorn and sipping cheap wine from red plastic cups. It may not have been the most glamorous recreation, but hey, it was filled with laughter, nostalgia, and a whole lot of love. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you can have the most memorable date night in the comfort of your own home?

Could be like dating Mr. Bean

While Valentine's Day may be a day for grand romantic gestures, sometimes it's the little things that can make your partner laugh and appreciate the little quirks that make your relationship unique. So go ahead, make that cheesy pun or do a silly dance, because at the end of the day, the most important thing is to have fun and show your partner just how much they mean to you. And who knows, maybe your silly antics will even turn into a new inside joke that will make you both smile for years to come. Happy Valentine's Day!